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The Cunning Linguist

This issue of natty and nifty enological and viticultural terminology was submitted by Giuseppi Tomas.

OZONE

A) Erogenous area just north of the G-spot

B) Name of recent vice-presidential candidate

C) Oxygen compound in our upper atmosphere which absorbs UV thereby protecting grapevines from harmful radiation.

CAMLOCK

A) Low-growing shrub; related to hemlock but found only at Cameron Winery.

B) Type of hose-fitting

C) Legendary Polish hideout of King Arthurski and Knights of the octagonal table; 70 km est of Krakow.

D) Short for :Camouflaged-Lockable Access System; an item positioned above door handles on military installations.

P.T.O.

A) “Little P.T.O.” popular 60’s recoridng by the Beach Boys

B) Yasir Arafat splinter group

C) Abbreviation of Phlegmish Theological Organization, an association of evangelical broadcasters based in Macon, Ga.

D) Shaft you connect your rototiller to

E) Praise The Officer of the Guard, non-syndicated prison talk show hosted by Jim Baker

Journey back in time with us and browse the last 20 or so years of mailers, newsletters, and video.

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Recent Newsletters

Vinfolk (2015)

On a sunlit day in September, the Cameron Winery Vinfolk gathered in our bucolic vineyard to share stories, break bread and explore the nuances of Pinot noir…

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Drop kick our vacation (2013)

Did you know that you can give us money? And then we can do whatever we want with it? Man, is this a great country, or what?!

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A Year in the Making (2012)

A Year in the Making is a Cameron Winery propaganda film that condenses 12 months in the Clos Electrique vineyard into 12 minutes. Produced by Jeremy Fenske and Elaine Skinner, it stars the grand crew and farm animals of vintage 2012.

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