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Cameron Gender Text

As a service to you our readers, we at Cameron Winery have devised a gender test to assist you on those difficult days when you wake up asking yourself “Who am 1?” or, More Succinctly, “What am 1?” This test has been designed by our skilled staff of scientists and carefully tested on at least one individual. In order to keep this piece of literature unsullied for posterity, we have included an answer sheet on the last page along with the order form!! Please circle the correct answer,.

1. A car can run for 10 miles without oil.   F or Don’t Care

2. Mt. Hood is 11,239 feet high.   T or Don’t Care

3. Balancing the checkbook is important to me.   T or F

4. A clean house is better than sex.   T or F

5. Your spouse doing dishes is better than sex.   T or F

6. Clean grout is better than sex.   T or F

7. ___________ is better than sex.   T or F

8. Your spouse seems to be preoccupied with thinking of one thing.   T or F

9. The Kids / Dog will hear.   T or Don’t Care

10. A bottle of 1%2 Romance Conti is better than sex.   T or With Whom?

11. I notice what my spouse does rather than what he/she says.   T or F

12. Coordinating what colors I wear is very important to me.   T or F

13. Johnny Bench was a great catcher.   T or Who?

14. Yeasts evoke a positive image in my mind.   T or F

15. My buttocks are too large.   T or F

16. Sometimes I like to flex my biceps.   T or F

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